Ohhhh boy, "Government Documents"? Here we go!

Dude. Gays don't do the stuff you're talking about (go out and have a baby, put makeup on, wear a short skirt, put together a garden of roses, put lipstick on). They have buttsex. That's what makes them gay.

Also, you shouldn't drink "spring water, NATURAL LIME FLAVOR" out of a CAN...because it's gross. So stop that. But be as gay as you want otherwise.

PS. HAHAHAHA PRISON PLANET DOT TEE VEE

(video courtesy of 1,000,000 Views)

HAHa I wish Pandas were this evil in real life.

HUH! Interesting

Okay this is a thought-provoking video -



- but I also giggled for an extended period over the "I got attacked by a baby" aside. No, I don't know why. Just watch the video and LEARN. God.

In Which I Am Absolutely FLABBERGASTED

All the Routes are Scenic in Puerto Rico

Guillermo (one of our gracious hosts in Puerto Rico [the others being his twin, Eric, and their hilarious mom, who taught us all the curse words we could handle]) took this video on the second day of our trip. We were on our way to the first beach we visited, Guanica.

Scenery from Priya on Vimeo.

New Orleans!

I went to New Orleans in July with a few friends: here's a video of Devon, Justin, and Nate discussing the WORLD FAMOUS MUFFALETTA!

New Orleans Trip July 16-18 2010 (Clip 4) from Priya on Vimeo.

Bad Habits

I coloured my hair again. I wasn't going to for a while, because my hair was so damaged last time I did it - we had to bleach it THREE TIMES to get any change in it at all. But then I got a haircut and the bit of hair I had left was healthy enough for me to take the plunge again. I was going for a kind of ombre look last time, where the natural colour of my hair (a super-dark ebony) faded into a shade of brown three or four shades lighter at the ends. For some reason it didn't turn out at all in the back last time I tried it, but this time...yeah. It turned out. I mean, it wasn't as subtle as I envisioned it, but I kind of love the shocking blonde-ness of it anyway. I've wanted to colour my hair in a way that is (in my words) "Milla Jovovich in Fifth Element - totally unnatural but complimentary" for a while. Maybe this isn't as out-there as Orange Highlighter, but some of us have to function in regular society and occasionally put in hours at a Law Firm.



In other news, I'm updating a ton of videos to my Vimeo account from various events in the few months (Summerfest, New Orleans, and Puerto Rico, as well as some random Nights Out) - I'll put some of them up here when they're ready for public consumption.

>:|

I think I know what this is about and I DON'T LIKE IT.



I got this picture from The Superficial, so that's why it's titled "Sean Penn Cocaine"...though to be fair it looks like that could have been a factor in the decision-making process.

Hnnngnggggg

Okay guys, I get it. The world is a marketplace teeming with constant competition and if you're not actively competing you're losing money, and so are your investors. BUT CAN WE JUST LEAVE SHIT ALONE ONCE I GET USED TO IT

This is how I love

(courtesy of Hark! A Vagrant, a comic you should read FREQUENTLY)

Well, that just happened

Actually this song is attached to one of my favourite memories of 2010 (actually 2009 technically - it was at a New Year's Eve party). But yeah.