No, not me, you assholes! HER.
Anyway:
That bit about "those airbrushed models in the magazines with the ten nails that all look the same" was my favourite. NAILS ARE OVERRATED. But I'm addicted to manicures anyway.
Anyway:
Complain about being fat. Seriously, men love reassuring women that they’re not fat. He may roll his eyes, but a man can tell you not to lose that booty, that you’re crazy, and that your thighs are juicy and he’ll feel as good about himself as he would after volunteering in a soup kitchen all day.
If you’re anorexic, sickly, or morbidly obese and this is not feasible, choose something else for him to reassure you over that is completely inconsequential. Act embarrassed about a broken nail or an invisible bruise. Don’t point out anything legitimate like your cystic acne. Start off all incredulous-like when he says that he still finds you attractive with only nine acrylics. Let him slowly convince you that you’re a beautiful woman. He’ll tell you all about how he doesn’t want those airbrushed models in the magazines with the ten nails that all look the same. Your relationship is only getting stronger.
That bit about "those airbrushed models in the magazines with the ten nails that all look the same" was my favourite. NAILS ARE OVERRATED. But I'm addicted to manicures anyway.
