Contaminated Food

I'm watching the news again. It seems that lots of imported American food is getting turned away from China because of alleged salmonella infection. And I'm thinking, Salmonella is the Paris Hilton of diseases. Or is it that Paris Hilton is the Salmonella of diseases?

And what was it that I said about trying to be easier on Paris? Oh yes. I was trying to be easier on Paris. Well, i guess it's needless to say that that's over now.


AND, WHOA. I'm watching Brothers and Sisters and there was a gay kiss, and Im very stoked to see that it was performed WITH REAL FEELING, instead of looking like two horrified people passing a Warhead to each other via their lips. It was a "first date" kiss, and it looked like one! That is awesome. Go Smith Jerrod! Go!

Also, more Silly News: a couple out in Beverly Hills is feeding deer that were displaced from their home due to a wildfire a couple days ago, and has run "afoul of the law"
And ALSO, they're reporting on an outbreak of botulism in canned goods too, but are running stock footage of a Harry Potter madness scene in a Barnes and Noble. The connection there? I'm not sure, but they are both crazy. And there you have it.

Dear Star Jones,

Props on your actually being smart and everything, but could you possibly look worse?

Love,
-Priya