Sometimes I Think About Drugs

I'm not going to lie. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a severely glamorous addiction to cocaine. Or what about heroin? I would be so apathetic looking, and I would have those sexy hollowed-out death cheeks like models do.

And then I remember that I kind of know what it would be like: HORRIBLY SCARY. I'd have to go into the ghetto to cop the stuff in the first place, so fuck that idea. Also? Injecting things into myself is not my style. Nor is snorting it or smoking it from a little glass pipe. That stuff is just not part of what I do.

So, drugs are out. I guess there are worse things to be than sober because I'm too bratty to get high. Right?

In other news, Kyle, Shem and I all organized having the day off tomorrow, and we're going to see SUPERBAD! I love Michael Cera. He looks like such a cutie, he reminds me of my own little brother. Especially in Arrested Development, except that my brother is a little more