Tuesday, September 18, 2007

A Few Words

on the OJ Simpson thing.

Dear OJ Simpson,

You got away with murdering a few people (details are vague, I know; I was like 7 at the time and I can't be bothered to do research right now). You did it, you killed 'em, and then you walked free with a big shit-eating grin on your face. What more do you want out of life? The crime wasn't even close to perfect, but you got away with it! John Grisham has wet dreams about your trial, and then he wakes up and realizes he didn't write it and he cries and cries. All you had to do from then on out was live out the rest of your life in peace and relative quiet, but no, you gotta go to Vegas and bust into people's hotel rooms or whatever it was you did.

All previous questionable/unconscionable acts aside, you're a fucking nutbag, and I hereby nominate you to Priya's List of People Who Should Just Fucking Die Already*.

Love,
-Priya

*Priya's List of People Who Should Just Fucking Die Already
- Pete Doherty
- Amy Winehouse
- OJ Simpson
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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Little Miss Sunshine along with heroin addicts and a murderer? My lord Priya; what does she know that she did that you know that she did that I don't?