Jesus, ask a guy a simple sports question ("Kyle, why do the Yankees lose") and you will get a, like, 3 hour answer, most of which has nothing to do with the Yankees, or even baseball at all. He's STILL talking, and I have no idea what about. Wait, I'm starting to get it...Now we're talking about JD Drew, who apparently has a ton of talent but doesn't apply himself.
Kyle: Remember when your dad used to yell at you for not trying in school?
Priya: And remember how that made me want to kill myself? Yeah.
Kyle: Well, that's JD Drew.
Priya: Also, nobody paid me 50 million dollars to get an A in math.
Kyle: Priya, nobody paid you 70 million dollars, either.
Priya: Whaaaaaat?
Kyle: Yeah.
Priya: Athletes are spoiled. *mutters to self* Sports, sports...70 million dollars...!
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