Friday, December 7, 2007

Bus Conversations

Two conspiracy theorists discuss the war in Iraq. They contend and concur that there are lots of suspect American interests in Iraq.

Conspiracy Theorist 1: It's obvious that there's some other reason behind our going to Iraq besides getting rid of Saddam.

Conspiracy Theorist 2: Yeah, and the American people can't even be sure that we caught him. So they showed us some guy with a beard. What does that tell us? Nothing.

Conspiracy Theorist 1: And everyone knows the CIA has been in the Middle East for, like, years.

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