I'm so tired, y'all. I spent the whole day struggling to focus on anything, and now I'm here, sitting in front of the computer, fighting sleep only because I haven't washed my face yet and that's unacceptable. And yet, I can't make myself get out of bed to do it, so...here I am. Exhausted and Unwashed. I should go to the Statue of Liberty. Cruise around Ellis Island. WAH!
In other news, YAO MING, YAO MING YAO MING YAO MING...YAO MING! YAO MING! I'm sorry you broke your leg. BUT! You did marry the tallest woman in the world. You guys, watch the Ming family. It's evolution at work. Yao and his wife will spawn 7 foot babies, who will become pro-athletes like their parents (long jump/ basketball/ vault) and make billions of dollars. And then slowly short people will cease to exist! I can't draw you a diagram. My theory gets kinda fuzzy in the middle there.
Ugh, that's enough. Face time.
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