Kyle and I are going to see a midnight screening of Fight Club tonight, and we're both anticipating it greatly. However, for every event which we long to enjoy, there is inevitably a ridiculously long stretch of time before it that we must endure first, and mine is that I have to wait at Whole Foods until 11:30 for Kyle to get out of work and we can go to the theatre together. It's only about half an hour from now, but keep in mind that I've been here since 8:30 with no books or computer to soothe me. Bah. Instead of reading blogs, I have been thinking up more "naughty" limericks (since my first was met with total adulation from the critics).
I once had a lover in Midtown
Whose hair was a nice shade of dark brown.
He was strong as a bull
And he made me feel full
IN MY HEART whenever he came 'round.
And don't forget this is only my third limerick...ever! Pretty good, huh? I would show you my second limerick, but it's too dirty, even for this blog. I got a little carried away with that one.
1 comment:
I think you should compile these and publish a small book of dirty, LA limericks.
I think that could sell well.
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