A coworker today said, "I once had a lover from Long Beach," in a wistful tone, and I thought it was hilarious in that it was the kind of thing an inappropriate aunt might say. But now that I've been repeating the phrase in my mind all day, I realize it is the beginnings to a naughty limerick that has yet to be written!
I once had a lover from Long Beach
Whose ass was as round as a new peach.
I sure loved to grab it,
And made it a habit
To always keep him within arm's reach.
Haha!
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