Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Doesn't it just make the world seem sensible again?

I just found out that Zoe Kravitz is the result of an awesome power-coupling between Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. Are you fucking kidding me? OF COURSE. Even if I never came across the actual facts before...how did I not just assume that was the case?

Other examples of Celebrity hookups that are soooo obvious in a "are you sure that wasn't arranged by their publicists?" kind of way:
- Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu
- Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (Kyle maintains that they make no sense, but LOOK AT THEM and tell me you're on his side)
- Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (I realize they've broken up, and yes, I know she's with someone who is, like, Willis' polar opposite...and the fact that she's with him kind of tells me that it was arranged, but she and Bruce were together for like 20 years! And Bruce is still not with anyone. And he's way hotter than Ashton is.)

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