Sunday, September 14, 2008

Like Raisins

It's raining. And we still don't have power. And we don't know when we'll get power. So for now, we're taking more cold showers at my place than a guy who has a crush on his mom.

I took the first one. Thank god we're also having A/C problems, because they kind of cancel each other out: too hot? Take a shower. Too cold? Just sit down for thirty seconds and enjoy the fine sheen of perspiration that breaks out on your brow with absolutely no provocation! Too hot? etc.

What I want to know is why Houston's city planners arranged for us all to get our water from glaciers in Alaska. The Gulf is right there! Ohhh, now I get it. Glacier > AIDS.

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