It's raining. And we still don't have power. And we don't know when we'll get power. So for now, we're taking more cold showers at my place than a guy who has a crush on his mom.
I took the first one. Thank god we're also having A/C problems, because they kind of cancel each other out: too hot? Take a shower. Too cold? Just sit down for thirty seconds and enjoy the fine sheen of perspiration that breaks out on your brow with absolutely no provocation! Too hot? etc.
What I want to know is why Houston's city planners arranged for us all to get our water from glaciers in Alaska. The Gulf is right there! Ohhh, now I get it. Glacier > AIDS.
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