Marion: Hey Priya, how was class today?
Priya: It was awesome! I took part in a really great conversation in my Literary Criticism class. I ROCKED the conversation, actually. I made an honest woman out of that conversation.
Marion (not sure what any of that means): Oh really?
Priya: FUCK YEAH. You know those moments in class when the prof or another student says something totally mind-blowing and everyone has a physical, vocal reaction to it? They all say, "whoa" totally involuntarily and start writing furiously?
Marion (interested now): Yeah?
Priya: Yeah. That was me. I SAID THAT THING that made everyone so excited.
Marion (impressed, rightly so): What were you guys talking about?
Priya: Deconstruction.
Marion: ...
Priya: Stop looking at me like that.
Marion: You are so in college right now.
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