Sunday, October 19, 2008

Tits or GTFO

Last night I had a dream where I accidentally said the word "tits" to someone in a position of power. I forget who that person was - it could have been my dad, but for some reason I think it was Lauren's parents. Anyway, I said "tits" and then I felt really horrible, but the one thing this person in my dream hated more than foul language was apologies (in fact, I think I said "t-" in some damning context, and the person to whom I was speaking said, "you were going to say tits, weren't you! JUST SAY IT. SAY TITS."), so I had to just sit there and stew in my own death wish. I could feel my skin getting hot, and I was starting to sweat.

And then I was at a baby shower.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

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