So much to say about this:
Minute 1: This video has pretty much cemented my belief that, while the current Duchovny is definitely awesome, there is really nothing like 90s Duchovny.
Minute 2: There is nothing more amusing than a man in a Knicks t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. Seriously.
Minute 3: Oh my god, four minutes of this should be illegal.
Minute 4: My pupils are so dilated now I can hardly see. Also: Why is the chorus to this song four minutes long?