Lazy Ass Blogger

I know, I know. I had a long day, and I'm still working on an accounting quiz that's due tomorrow. Tomorrow (later today?) I will tell you all about my Austin weekend. In mad details, with videos and everything. In the meantime:

Caroline: "crisp billz, earned"

PortablePriya: HAHA

Caroline: that's T-Pain's account

PortablePriya: HAAHHA

Caroline: "Got Money"
Caroline: that's Lil Wayne's
Caroline: or T-Pain's really, I forgot they collaborated. haha

PortablePriya: i can't keep those two straight
PortablePriya: they both have those braid/dread things and crazy grillz

Caroline: dude I WORSHIP Lil Wayne, how dare you mix them up!

PortablePriya: you know who else rocks out to lil wayne madcore?

Caroline: whoo?
Caroline: Kyle?

PortablePriya: MY DADCORE

Caroline: NO WAY

PortablePriya: WAY
PortablePriya: let me tell you a story
PortablePriya: i was at the galleria with my dad...months ago
PortablePriya: and he had to run in and get a suit that had been tailored
PortablePriya: so i stayed in the car, in the driver's seat, in case they wanted me to stop idling by the curb
PortablePriya: so i was just sitting there, and my dad's iphone was plugged in and we were listening to his itunes
PortablePriya: and so far it was all like, simon and garfunkel and fleetwood mac or whatever old people like
PortablePriya: and then suddenly GUNSHOTS
PortablePriya: DOGS BARKING
PortablePriya: and i'm like OH MY GOD IM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!
PortablePriya: and then FUCK YOU BITCH IMMA COME FOR YOUR ASS AND STRAIGHT UP MURDER YOUR FACE
PortablePriya: and i'm like AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caroline: HAHAHAHAHA

PortablePriya: and then MORE GUNSHOTS
PortablePriya: and i'm like OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PortablePriya: and then my dad came and i was like "what the fuck was that"
PortablePriya: and he was like, "it was lil wayne! lil wayne rules!"
PortablePriya: and i was like, "lil wayne owes me new underpants."
PortablePriya: and he was like, "he's the voice of the streets!"

Caroline: omg the VOICE OF THE STREETS
Caroline: I think your dad is the coolest

PortablePriya: my dad said that if lil wayne couldn't make a living in rap he'd be dead

Caroline: hahaha yes.

PortablePriya: he said that he has literally no marketable skills other than being a rap artist guy