Today I got a check in the mail from the government. That's right - the government! It said Department of the Treasury on the envelope and everything! But then I ripped it open and found out that it was worth 12 bucks. I wish I could show you a picture of my $12.71 check (I couldn't figure out a way to do it without showing you my bank account routing information and...I love you guys, but not that much [I just realized that the government wouldn't have printed my personal bank information on the check, but I'm not correcting it because it's hilarious that I thought that]). How much does fancy check paper cost? $.71? Nice. Thanks, Democracy! Yay taxes! Hug the po-lice!