me: i had to email her about it and it was ugh. the whole situation is bad, obviously.
Lauren: is that what you really wrote?
Lauren: oh, gosh, you scared me!
me: hahaha no i did NOT say that
but that was, you know, the sentiment!
Lauren: ok ok right
i don't know why i thought you might have
me: obviously you think i'm a clod
but that's fine
Lauren: i think you're a piece of meat?
me: a clod is a piece of meat?
Lauren: hahah, in that dress i do! (ed note: Lauren helped me choose a dress to wear to the club tonight. "To the club." Ugh)
me: hahaha i didn't know that
Lauren: it's beef shoulder
me: i always thought it meant a clumsy, sort of dumb person
SORRY TO OFFEND YOU PROFESSOR BEEF CUTS
and chunks of dirt
and stupid people
so we were all right
me: so there