Monday, October 5, 2009

Disclaimer: Names have been changed to protect the very, very guilty, baby.

Priya
dude did you see jay put up all her pics from europe?
twisting the knife on the internet, ohhh yeahhh

Devon
when did she go to europe?

Priya
remember? she said she was going to visit conan in LA and then turned around and bought tickets to europe instead because he didn't sound excited?

Devon
ohhhh right

Priya
with her guy friend?
aw yeah take THAT conan
jay says WHAT SUP

Devon
hahaha BAM
this same guy looks pretty goofy though

Priya
well she evidently has a type too
hahaha
ah well, revenge fucks don't have to look like anything special anyway
they don't even actually have to fuck
just the suggestion
brutal

Devon
yea thats pretty merciless
are you impressed? haha

Priya
i liked it, yeah
i was like DAMN that is some cold shit

Devon
hahaha
i wonder if conan is gonna respond

Priya
hahaha respond with what?
god i hope it's a status update
Conan O'Brien 's balls are so sore from ALL THE FUCKING HE HAS BEEN DOING TO LA BITCHES
ugh, broken-up people are so depressing

Devon
hahahahahaha
please save what you just wrote

2 comments:

Marion said...

Hahaha, let's hope you never work for the witness protection agency... or write an autobiography...

Priya said...

Yeah, I basically can't be trusted...even with my own secrets.