Names Redacted for the Sake of Future City Councilmen

Usually sifting through saved emails from years past gets me nothing but heartache and regrets. And yet I continue to do it anyway. I mean, there's a reason I save everything to disk - I think I'll be interested in it in the future. Most of the time I'm not interested: not interested at all. Sometimes, though, I am. Hence this conversation, about 10 months after we had it in the first place:

lorne: meanwhile i'm like I PUT MY WIENER WHERE?!?!?

me: hahahahahaha
YOU WANT TO DO WHAT WITH THAT?!

lorne: i mean knowing me i would actually call it wiener
to a girl i was about to hook up with

me: THANK YOU I'M SORRY

lorne: so, uh, gretchen.....you like my wiener, eh?
FUCK

me: hahahaha
"eh?"
that's hot, lorne
really sexy
at least you didn't call it a pee-pee tail
though knowing me i'd let it happen anyway because i think that phrase is FUCKING HILARIOUS
like, without bounds hysterical

lorne: WAIT
WAIT

me: ?

lorne: pee-pee tail?
i have never heard that

me: hahahahahahahaaha
WELCOME TO A NEW LEVEL OF COMEDY

lorne: oh my god i leveled up

me: HAHA YEAH YOU DID

lorne: i'm a level 7 wiener comedian

me: hahahahahahhaa
ahahahhahaa

lorne: now with pee pee tail spell