New 3 Word Vocabulary

When I was in high school, my friends and I used to joke that we had a three word vocabulary. It consisted of Dude, Fuck, and Seriously, and it served us quite well - if you try hard enough (or not that hard at all, I guess), you can mix those three words up into a pretty sufficient number of permutations, and get your point across effectively.

This YouTube comment inspired me to go back to my linguistic roots. Except instead of "dude", "fuck", and "seriously"...