This thing is like a new boyfriend; I don't want to seem desperately lonely by coming back so often, but I can't stay away.
The point of this post is that I'm taking a quiz (yes, I know) about whether I'm a good kisser (YES, I KNOW) and one of the questions is:
A "champagne kiss" involves taking a gulp of champagne, then letting a little trickle into your partner's mouth. This sounds:
Delicious, and you're speaking from experience.
Like a damn good idea.
Why is there no choice for "Fucking Gross"? I think a champagne kiss sounds fucking gross.