Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh by the way, bitch? I'm 21.

Ladies and gentlemen of the fairly alarmed readership,

I'm motherfucking 21 years old today. Today is the day you must bend to my every whim, for today is the day I am totally goddamn unstoppable. This is the beginning of my reign. Power Priya starts today.

That is all,
-Priya