With a Straight Face

I know this is going to come as a shock to you all, but this week, Kyle and I are tied in the Celebrity Sighting game.

In Kyle's Corner:
- Has somehow become "Whole Foods Meat Department BFF" with a certain Jewish Canadian with schlubby sperm who has been in the media a lot recently
- Discussed Acting Opportunities After Soap Opera at length with Sendhil Ramamurthy

In My Corner:
- Jason Schwartzman
- Jack White and his girlfriend/baby mama/wife?
- Rachel Zoe (on several occasions)

I call that a tie. Even though seeing/double-taking/staring at celebs from across the room/behind door jambs doesn't quite match up to being all fuckin', like, buddy-buddy with them. I'm going to drown my sorrows in SUSHI now.

I would live on sushi if I could...but apparently I can't, 'cause of all the mercury. Now, I always knew that there was mercury in fish, but I didn't know that there was SO MUCH mercury that I couldn't gorge on raw tuna exclusively. I wish I could. Though I bet part of the reason I like it so much is because I'm not allowed to have it very often. It's a sad state of affairs, to be sure.

I got Whole Foods to unblock Fotki yesterday, so I'm going to cut this entry short so I can go work on that "photos of the new apartment not working" thing.