Country

I'm happy and relieved to see that the two Spears kids have been "rescued" from Britney, but does a judge-mandated transfer from the fire to the frying pan (for those of you playing at home, the frying pan referred to here is a metaphor for K-Fed's house) necessarily constitute an improvement? I hope it does, 'cause you can say what you want regarding their parents, but Sean Preston and Jayden deserve a life where Cheetos maintain their rightful place as a snack option, not a meal replacement.