Shut the fuck up while I finally sleep.

Dear young men in the hallway,

People are trying to sleep! Some people have been trying to sleep since 7:45 and you are making it impossible. I have been lying here watching the fan oscillate slowly for a full 2 hours and 15 minutes listening to you and your ilk futz around outside my front door. So stop relaying a fight you had with someone via text message over the phone while simultaneously having a different conversation with someone who is physically with you. Does that make any sense? It doesn't matter. Shut the fuck up already.

Shut the fuck up,
- Priya