I can't remember

I can't remember whose line this was, but I remember some comic I saw recently saying that car alarms don't serve their purpose at all.

When car alarms were first invented, people didn't hear a car alarm and come running because in those days, people were always setting off their own alarms through their own ineptitude. Car alarms, even from the start, have been a warning not of grand theft auto, but of stupidity. And now, when the excuse "I thought the red button meant unlock!" just won't fly anymore, it is even less likely that we will the Good Samaritan in us rise up and kick some carjacking ass. Now it just makes me - and all of us - want to break out a baseball bat and ruin some motherfucker's day like he JUST RUINED MY CHANCES AT SLEEP, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU DIE.

And that is what I'm like when I am tired.