J: "Leo and I have worked together for years. If his assistant comes in here, give him whatever he wants."
Me: "Leo who?"
J: *slowly, as though to a mentally challenged person* "Leonardo DiCaprio?"
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BV: Guess what? They're filming us downstairs as part of a reality show! I'm totally going to come in and they'll have to mic you and you have to sign a release form! Won't that be sooooo fabulous?
Me: ...
BV: I'm going to be famous.
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Random Male: Hey babe, will you get me [whatever]?
Me: *angry stare*
RM: *heavy sigh* ...PLEASE?
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