Kyle: *impression of The Hives frontman Howlin' Pelle Almqvist*
Priya: Wait, what's that accent?
Kyle: The Hives are Swedish.
Priya: No wonder they're so funny!
AND NOW, FOR THE NON-RACIST PART OF THIS ENTRY
Kyle just saw Orlando Bloom. He has officially regained the lead in This Year's Celebrity-Off.
Can you believe tomorrow is FRIDAY already!? Jesus Christ!
NOTE: This blog post's title was taken from a variety of sources.
- Back when Kyle was in college, he used to live across the street from a pizza joint called Pizza Time, whose motto (or tag line or whatever) was: "When it's time for pizza...it's Pizza Time!"
- When Kyle and I lived in Seattle, there was a Vaguely-Mexican Food Chain (like Taco Bell) called Taco Time, and I used to say the "When it's time for tacos..." thing, and Kyle would get mad because that is PIZZA TIME'S THING, DUDE, GET IT RIGHT.
- There's a liquor store near the Whole Foods on Santa Monica and Fairfax here called Liquor Time Liquor, no joke, and that makes me laugh every time I see it. When it's time for liquor...it's Liquor Time Liquor. I almost say it wrong every time, like a kid first learning how to say Banana. Liquor Time Liquor Time? Banananana?
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