Friday, January 18, 2008

YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY

What is it with Ricki Lake? That woman has been hit on by John Mayer AND John Cusack (my boyfriend) recently and has done nothing about it. Seriously? JOHN CUSACK AND YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT IT? By "do something about it" I mean that I want her to accept because John Cusack is hot. Jesus, it's like she thinks she can just pick and choose who gets to date her fat buttcheeks...actually, she clearly CAN. Oh god.

Also, by "recently," I mean "before Christmas but I'm just now getting to it 'cause I'm a very busy girl so shut up."

That bitch is about to make me angry.

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