Being Rich in Houston is Pointless
1. Nobody to see you being rich.
2. Nothing fun to spend your money on (after the usual Vuitton, Bentley, Charity ventures).
3. The closest beach is still Galveston, also known as Smallpox Island.
4. Hummers are played out.
5. Buying property is for old people.
6. Everyone's so fucking friendly.
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