My internet's down (but people who steal their internet wirelessly from some unsuspecting neighbor can't be choosers), so I'm sending this in via my Sidekick. Such is my commitment to MarBlo. Also, hence the brevity of the following List (my thumbs are tired!).
My favourite bitchy things to say:
1. "You look so pretty with makeup on!"
2. "Do you look fat? No..."
3. "You could really help me right now by NOT TALKING."
4. (In response to someone asking me why I won;t go out with him) "I'm not into ugly guys."
5. (In response to someone saying, "You're so much fun! We should hang out more often!") "Cool."
UPDATE: Internet's back on, so I fixed the formatting of this bitch. You're welcome!
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