MarBlo, Day 6

I have been participating in MarBlo for only six days and already I feel like I'm in prison. SO:

Things I Would Agree to Do...IN PRISON:

1. Wear horizontal stripes
2. Look straight ahead for a photo
3. Eschew bronzer
4. Read law books
5. Have a roommate

I wish I had something more/better to say, but I'm sorry. Today's list was inspired pretty much directly by today's happenings...and "inspired" is a term used pretty loosely here. Said happenings weren't even dramatic in a well-at-least-this-makes-a-good-story kind of way...I just lost a little bit more of my soul today and I need to go have a quiet cup of tea and mourn that loss.

UPDATE: OKAY FINE, I will give you a hint as to what went so boringly wrong with my day. Beverly Hills people have an unbelievably (until you see it for yourself) strong need to feel special. My theory is that they weren't breastfed enough as children, as all BH women are concerned more with the continuing buoyancy of their breasts than the psychological well-being/interpersonal capabilities of their progeny. There. That's all I'm prepared to say until the press conference on Monday.