A Complete History of My Sexual Failures

Have you guys heard of this movie (oh, you thought I was writing about my sexual failures? Sorry, I don't have any. Or maybe they're all failures. They do say that if you don't know a Michael Scott, you ARE Michael Scott...)? It's about this guy named Chris Waitt. He made this documentary about calling all of his old girlfriends up and asking about why they dumped him. They all laugh in his face for one reason or another, because he's just as hapless as they remember him to be. Well, here's the blurb:

A self-described failed rock musician who's never had an actual job, thirtysomething Londoner Chris Waitt dissects another shortcoming in "A Complete History of My Sexual Failures." Sometimes screamingly funny docu has him interviewing old girlfriends to learn why every single one dumped him, while simultaneously trying to get a new squeeze and solve a certain boudoir-performance problem.

Heyyyy...THAT sounds familiar! That sounds like High Fidelity.

Sorry, Chris. I already have a #2 favourite movie. Maybe if you had released your movie 8 years ago, you would have been a contender. Of course, eight years ago, you would have been...twelve, or something disturbing like that, so...good luck marketing your movie to people born in 1993. I sincerely hope that they pick you for some Kid's Choice award, so next year you can present with Zac Efron.