Shopping Memo

Priya: "Dad, did you get the memo that we're going shopping for Switzerland tomorrow at noon?"

Dad: "Uh...I should be home by then, yeah."

Priya: "Where are you going?"

Dad: "I have to work."

Priya: "Oh, work. Work is for - "

Dad: *warning glance*

Priya: "Work is for people who have jobs."