Sunday, August 10, 2008

I should start eating at Fatty McTubb's House of Lard

You know you're getting fat and/or lazy when you're hanging around in your jean cutoffs and suddenly you're so uncomfortable that the only recourse is to switch to sweatpants.
I thought utter, unbridled dependence on elastic-based bottoms was something that came to you later in life, like wisdom or cellulite, but apparently not.

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