Californication is back, and I'm so, so glad. Everything about this show is hilarious. It seems like something my friends and I could have created, had we the time, resources, and inclination to get together all at once and do something of artistic worth.
I wish my dad had yelled at my retreating back, "May the force be with you, my preppy goth princess, and remember: DON'T BE ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL!" on my first day of private school. Of course, doing this would have gone against everything he believes in (it would have meant supporting my choices over the status quo), and even if he had said it, I wouldn't have known what he was talking about, and I wasn't cool enough at the time to warrant the Preppy Goth Princess title anyway. And I would have been, like, "DAAAAAD, THE FORCE? OOH MY GOODDDD." And that would have been the last time he said anything to try to connect with me on any level.
Wait, did this actually happen?
Anyway, I'm really excited that the show's back. I hope David Duchovny doesn't accidentally have sex with another woman again. I mean in the show. And in real life. Now I'm actually confused, not cutesy confused like I was above when I made that crack about my dad not being able to connect with me on a meaningful level. Why do I keep bringing this up? This is awkward. WATCH THE SHOW. Jesus.