Friday, October 24, 2008

Slimming Down is Hard to Do (but Worth It)

When I first heard news a year ago that Seth Rogen was going to be the new Green Hornet, I was - to put it mildly - skeptical. Because as cute as Rogen generally is, that is just not a physique that you wrap in spandex and try to sell to a public who thinks Abercrombie and Fitch ads don't qualify as pornography.

To that end...

Oh! I see our boy has been working out and eating right! Nice with the slimdown, buddy. What's with that smile, though?

Hey! That image of Seth in the blue shirt must have been old. Look, ma! No double chin!

Of course, dude does need to get a grip. Yeah, Seth. We know you're hot now. Big ups on resisting the urge to take off your shirt and show us all your abs, though.

Fuck it. Now I want to see the abs. SETH. TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. And take off your pants. And stop looking at me like that.

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