One of the most aggravating things about CNN's coverage of last night's events was the fucking 3D displays, holographs, and randomly coloured maps. When I'm Queen of the World, I pledge that I will put an end to all unnecessarily cool displays in news reports. Though...holographs. That is pretty fucking sweet.
Check out Michigan. I can make it bounce!
Speaking of unnecessary, Michael Crighton died today, at age 66. That is kind of a good thing and a bad thing. It's a bad thing because I will sorely miss the man who created my favourite dinosaur-based adventure franchise, but it's a good thing because I'm not sure the world needed more melodramatic pseudoscience novels. I'm also glad that he didn't live to see Jurassic Park 4. That shit is uncalled for.