Okay, gotta interrupt your regularly scheduled whatever right now, did you guys hear that Heidi and Spencer got married in Mexico over the weekend? Yeah! They eloped! Heidi's parents are undoubtedly disappointed; they wanted to be present at the wedding and...you know...she got married to Spencer. Even the brain-dead assholes who foisted Heidi herself on us know that that's a bad thing. The guy has a beard that is THE SAME COLOUR AS HIS FACE. I cannot stress that enough. The same colour.
The following is a video of what my insides just did.