Enjoy your nightmares.
me: this video is going to give me night terrors
john: i know!
me: no i'm going to wake up screaming tonight
john: and that guy will be there
me: staring at me
john: will the bi-hawk
me: WITH THAT HAIR
that is easily the creepiest thing about him
and he'll just stare
and he'll say
"I made'jee breakfast, love"
and he'll be a lovely man
right before he skins me and makes a lamp out of me
I'M THE BREAKFAST MAKAH
me: AND TEH LAMPSHADE MAKAH
john: GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A LAMPSHADAH
i am THRILLED with how that just went
me: really. i just couldn't be happier
john: write a blog entry
and link the video
and it'll haunt EVERYONE
me: yeah i did already
i did that like five minutes ago
me: and i'm editing this conversation and putting it in too
HOW ABOUT THAT.