Wow. It's been, like, 10 days since I last posted. Sorry, people who have office jobs! I know my updating schedule has a dramatic impact on the quality of your workday! To make up for it, here is a terrible excuse! I've been spending my time reading, being totally adored, having nervous breakdowns, and being content with my life. Guess which one is not like the others.
I'll return from this unintentional hiatus shortly, when I have thought a little more coherently about something to write that's more compelling than Reasons To Avoid My 5 Year High School Reunion (Which Is This Weekend).
UPDATE: I feel compelled to tell you that you can catch up on what I've been doing by following my Twitter feed. You can click on a link right there in the left margin and it will take you there. Because that is how the internet works.