Related: Here's an excerpt from a recent interview Aziz Ansari did with the Chicago Tribune.
Which fictional character is most like you?
Wow. This is tough. I'll say Dr. Grant from "Jurassic Park." I like to think I'm pretty level-headed and if kids were trapped in a Ford Explorer getting attacked by a dinosaur I would make an effort to save them, as opposed to go hiding in the toilet like that weasely lawyer.
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