I spent all day thinking about it, and then at 1AM, we had the following text conversation.
Me: Just looked at Tom's gift again (nightmares) (gunshot) (nightmares for which not even death is a barrier)...I think Tom might be my hero?
Marion: Hahahahaha! Oh god, that WOULD be a quality you admire
Me: Oh also I thought that Tom should put together some kind of public viewing of his creations entitled Things That Shouldn't Exist, or, like, N'est Ce Pas Une Doll Head (Yes It Is)
Marion: Hahahahaha, and everything he ever gave me would be there
Me: Those swirly x-ray/eyeball glasses definitely. Maybe [redacted] wearing the glasses. Maybe the exhibit could be entitled N'est Ce Pas Une Haunted House (Yes It Is)
Marion: HA! LOLOLOLOL
Marion: Another gift received from Tom: giant clown PEZ dispenser
Me: Hahaha oh my god. It's like he's not content with the neuroses you already have and is doing his best to foster more
Marion: Tom's nightmare menagerie
Me: I would buy like 10 tickets to see that.
Marion: I know you would