Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Not Gonna Happen (Subtitle: You Crazy Fashion Brits!)

This is the salient point of an email I just got from Brown's:

First of all, the reason behind sending men's fashion ideas to my inbox is beyond me, but hey. I am not in Brown's marketing department. Nor am I in their buying department, so I obviously don't know what I'm talking about. But something tells me things are going horribly awry over there if they think I'm going to buy
1. a headband
2. made out of leather
3. for 325 fucking dollars

Which is to say nothing, of course, of the BRAIDED LEATHER LARIAT or the VISCOSE HOODED CARDIGAN (for almost nine hundred dollars). I can hardly get the guys I know to consider REGULAR cardigans, much less romantic flowy ones with hoods. Jesus God.

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