Ohhhh boy, "Government Documents"? Here we go!

Dude. Gays don't do the stuff you're talking about (go out and have a baby, put makeup on, wear a short skirt, put together a garden of roses, put lipstick on). They have buttsex. That's what makes them gay.

Also, you shouldn't drink "spring water, NATURAL LIME FLAVOR" out of a CAN...because it's gross. So stop that. But be as gay as you want otherwise.

PS. HAHAHAHA PRISON PLANET DOT TEE VEE

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