Back!

Yes, I was gone for a while there. First I went to Costa Rica with the Boyf, then I went to the Galapagos with my fam, THEN more family came into town and stayed for two weeks, and I never had more than a couple days between those three stretches of time. If you've ever traveled internationally twice in a month, you know that two days is enough time to catch your breath, do a load of laundry, pack again, throw a temper tantrum, and drive to the airport. So that accounts for all the days. Actually no it doesn't, because this week I started classes for my MBA program. So...there's that. Now that I'm re-entering society (which kind of feels like being a meteorite burning up in Earth's atmosphere but whatever), I see that Beyonce made me a present! I'm sharing it with you because I am nice like that.



Fuck, Beyonce, FINE!

This post sponsored by the committee to elect Beyonce for Empress of the United States.*

*Which is incidentally comprised only of the author of this post.