Will Burke: let's do something fun tonight.
Priya: heck yes. Like what?
W: I think we should crash an episcopal party.
P: oh, uh -
W: we could reminisce with them about teachers that quit when we were freshmen, or about students that graduated before we did.
P: we could get crunk and dance to songs that were popular 4 years ago.
W: we could show them how terrifyingly sad it is to be old.