Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Devolution of Dinner Conversation

"Listen, I feel bad about nagging him - "

"Yeah I know! I feel bad for always bossing him around and correcting him, but maybe I wouldn't have to if he had some direction and wasn't always wrong, so very wrong all the time!"

"I feel bad about nagging him but I can't help it if he's terrible at life!"

"I can't help it if he's stupid!"

"I can't help it if he sucks!"

"I can't help it if I rule!"

"I can't help it!"

"I CAN'T HELP IT EITHER." *falls out of chair*

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