SETTING: I'm sitting here on the computer, reading www.passiveaggressivenotes.com, and my brother comes in to see what I'm up to.
Devin: "What are you reading?"
Priya (reflexively/rudely): "What are you reading?!"
*Both stare at each other for a moment, shocked and confused, respectively*
Priya: "I mean, what, what, what's that in your glass? What are you drinking? I'm just hanging around on the internet!"